For your edification, I give you the following public service announcement: Cleaning is hazardous to one's health.
The lovely wrapped cast I now have on my left leg is there because I had the hubris and audacity to try to sweep up my sun room after killing a number of large ants.
I broke my leg trying to kill ants!!
I do like the nice aluminum crutches they gave me, though. Very modern looking. Definitely better and more comfortable than my old wooden ones.